The good (the bad) and the ugly

Well I suppose after several months doing yoga I can begin preaching it.  If you’re not interested in health and stuffs, don’t bother reading on.

I’m not going to repeat all the good things that people have said about yoga. Frankly I have not experienced them by myself, and I’m a bit overstating these ’several months’ as I spent only half of my time at home and so can practice yoga no more than 2 weeks in a month!

The only true experience is the conversations between the good and the ugly in myself. The bad, you already know, he just keeps silent.

Technically each of these conversation takes less than a second as they’re in their own language, not English or Vietnamese or Bahasa whatever-it-is.

Conversation 1:
The good: “Oops tomorrow we have to prepare the agenda for next week’s meeting eh”
The ugly: “Yeah yeah OK”

Conversation 2:
The good: “I still believe we can keep one single dimension table and create 2 different relationships to the fact table at data modeling stage”
The ugly: “Yeah OK, but can we talk later. Am afraid we can’t hold 1o counts”

Conversation 3:
The good: “Hey that girl in front of us. Cute shorts isn’t it”
The ugly: “True, good man, if we dont have to stand on one leg and bending like this”

Conversation 4:
The good: “haha funny. rice pri….”
The ugly: “Shut the fxxx up. We’re gonna loose balance. I don’t give a sh!t if the whole world’s falling apart”

Well my reader, that’s the benefit of yoga. And don’t ever, ever be misled by the names of these guys. Exert your right to rename them, perhaps vice-versa, if you like. All are labels, you know it better than I do!

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